14 Insane Mary-Kate Olsen Outfits That Are a Literal Work of Art

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Jan 18, 2018 10:58 am·

By Mary Grace Garis

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Ever since they were a baby brand, the Olsen Twins have been the faces of a fashion empire — but here's a secret: Mary-Kate has the superior sense of style. Or maybe that's not a secret, because whenever you see her and Ashley together you'll note that Ash plays it safe: all black, architectural lines, the occasional use of a comb. And Mary-Kate paints with all the colors of the wind, constantly looking like she just ransacked the house of a rich widow and threw on some scarlet lipstick while she was running off. Mary-Kate's fashion prowess is worthy of being framed in a museum… but failing that, we rounded up some of her most extravagant (and baffling) looks. Read on to see art in action.

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The Corpse Princess

In this classic, all-black ensemble, Mary-Kate showed up looking fashionably undead. Ashley, with her just-went-to-the-gym-top-knot and nude lipstick looks more like undead-undead. Not cool, Ash.

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Elephant Belt Buckle in the Wild

Seriously, MK can take a neutral-toned caftan and jazz it TF up with a pop of color, some animal-themed accessories, and an absolute refusal to do something dignified with her hair.

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Bohemian Tragedy

Well, like, we're not sure how bohemian Mary-Kate really is because that mink-lined coat probably cost her $30,000, but whatever.

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17th Century Bar Wench (in Space)

She'll serve you ale on a starship to Saturn.

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Sad Bridesmaid and 80's Divorceé at a Luncheon

Tell us that's not what's happening in these pictures.

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Draped Goddess in Need of a Hairbrush

This is like a theme, have you guys not noticed this is a theme?

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Cheetah in a Top Hat

We would rock this look every day if we could (THOSE LIPS, THOSE CURLS) but there's no way we'd carry it with the same slouchy glamour as MK.

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Voldemort and Her Servant, Wormtail (Wormtail Is Ashley)

We've said it before and we'll say it again, nobody does Death Eater chic like the Olsens.

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Christmas Kate Olsen

How many other radiant creatures could pull off a Yuletide look in April?

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Jaguar in a Jacket (…?)

We're not sure what exactly Mary-Kate is wearing here (double that for Ashley) but her print game is still strong.

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The Gilded Nightshirt

Honestly, one of our absolute favorite Mary-Kate looks of all time, amplified by the fact that Ashley is channeling a post-Brad-Pitt Jennifer Aniston at her peak boring black dress phase.

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Venus in Furs

Ok, but legit, nobody does ill-fitting gold sparkles like Mary-Kate. She is best when she's gilded, disheveled, and looking like a 55-year-old actress from the 1930s.

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Venus in Furs and Her Basic B—h Sister Ashley

Look at that coral queen. Like she steals the show.

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Our Lady of Perpetual Resting B—h Face

All hail Mary-Kate.

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