9 Hilarious Things Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino Said on ‘Jersey Shore’ That Still Make Us Laugh

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Sep 17, 2015 5:28 pm·

By Virginia Van de Wall

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It's hard to believe that Jersey Shore ended nearly three years ago! How have we all managed to go that long without Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino in our lives?

The 33-year-old constantly made us laugh and his phrases never get old (we're embarrassed to admit how many times we've used GTL – gym, tan, laundry – in our everyday lives). Since we're feeling especially nostalgic, we've rounded up nine of his funniest quotes.

Scroll through the gallery to see if your favorite line made our list.

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"Everybody loves me – babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal."

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"Don't come over to someone's house at f—ing 5 a.m. and expect to just to watch them play checkers."

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"It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me… it goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten."

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"Lock up your daughters, handcuff your wives, The Situation’s taking over the Italian nation."

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"You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say to someone who looks like Rambo pretty much with his shirt off?"

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"Back in the day, they had the prophecy: That one day there would be a pimp of all pimps, and his name would be The Situation."

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"This is a serious situation right now. We're losing weight and we're getting pale. It's like the end of civilization."

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"I ain’t wearing this shirt when we go out; this is the shirt BEFORE the shirt."

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"It just so happens that Deena defies the laws of intelligence. I never thought someone would make Snooki look like a rocket scientist."

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