Pregnant Kim Kardashian Poses Completely Naked Because What Else Has She Got to Do?!

Remember the days when Kim Kardashian was Paris Hilton's assistant (lol) and did her own eyebrows? Oh and her butt was actually a regular size. Yeah, we miss 2006 Kimmy K, too…

Kim, Khloe and Kourtney look almost unrecognizable in their sultry clubbing outfits and matching brunette hairstyles. Khloe helpfully points out Kim's bum for illustrative purposes. Yeah, it's big, but not BIG BIG.

Here is Kim Kardashian's booty in 2007, before the implants/surgery/squating 20k barbells at the gym and tbh, we think she looks great!

2009 was a problematic fashion era for all of us (Military jackets, anyone?), but our favourite Kardashian sister looks simply sensational in a bodycon number. Derriere on fleek, Kim!

Kim Kardashian's booty looks noticeably bigger in 2010 and the reality star is getting a lot of attention for her ASSets. Sorry.

Even the demure ensemble can't hide the A-Lister's ever growing behind. Remember, when Kim K opted for the girly-dress-with-sky-scraper-heels uniform at E V E R Y event? We live for those days.

Another day, another bodycon dress! Kim like a real-life Disney princess with her glam AF blow dry that would have the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills foaming at the mouth with jealousy. Note how Kim's butt looks er, normal sized. Not for much longer…

WOAH, that's what you call a butt transformation. Just three years later, Kanye is lovingly resting his hand on Kim's shelf/bum. Despite Kim keeping pretty quiet about her 'growing' bottom, we are not buying the 'I just couldn't say no to a bread basket' nonsense. Nope. Nuh huh, honey.

This is Kim Kardashian's butt getting ready for a workout. Oh and Kim's doing a few stretches, too.

This is Kim Kardashian's butt in Paris, which even has it's own shadow. True #bootygoals

This is Kim Kardashian's butt stopping traffic. Even Pippa Middleton is a fan of Kim's modest booty. She said, "No year is complete without a bottom story, and the ‘Rear of 2014’ award undoubtedly goes to Kim Kardashian, after her posterior exploded all over the internet last month.' We can't even.

This is Kim Kardashian's butt hailing a cab … or waving to her limo driver. Probably the latter. Maybe she hasn't had butt implants and maybe she really does loads of weighted hip thrusts at the gym, whilst watching Teen Mom 2 repeats? (Ha!)

This is Kim Kardashian's butt looking pretty damn fierce in a pencil skirt. This banging ensemble 100% inspired the Yeezy fall collection which followed, months later, we are sure of it.

This is Kim Kardashian's butt gettin' its red on. Werk it, werk it, WERK IT.

Stop the press and someone cue the fanfare! This is Kim Kardashian's butt in JEANS. When does that ever happen? Honestly, we are spoiling you! Oh and North West looks super cute, too.

Remember when Kim Kardashian broke the internet by posing completely BUTT-NAKED for Paper magazine. And no, we don't mean she sat on a computer. We mean… Just look at it. Peach emoji x 1000.

This is Kim Kardashian's butt … or maybe it's just couch cushions. We can't tell. The KUWTK star was the surprise presenter at the 2015 Brit Awards and made sure all attention was on her mahoosive curves. Slay.

This is Kim Kardashian's butt looking practically naked in a flesh-colored dress.

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Papped! A pregnant Kim Kardashian showing her impressive butt as she gets into a car with husband Kanye in 2015.

Kim's booty dazzled at the 2015 Met Gala wearing a white and gold masterpiece by Peter Dundas for Roberto Cavalli. If we drunk one too many glasses of Prosecco (likely), we would definitely mistake the booty for a disco ball, hbu?

Here is a candid photo of Kim Kardashian doing the gardening in 2015. Wait, you don't cut the grass in flesh-coloured underwear and thigh high boots? You don't?

This is Kim Kardashian's butt in pink latex. Comfy!

Kim K's voluminous butt stole the show on the red carpet, as the reality star donned a (very!) figure hugging frock.

A pregnant Kim K is hardly the 'shy and retiring' type as she flaunts both bumps on social media and makes us spit our soy vanilla latte in the process. You go, gurl!

It's 2017, where the #belfie is just as popular on Instagram as avocado smushed on toast and cat photos. Kimmy K captioned the bootylicious snap with the 'no filter' hashtag. Show off.

Rise and grind! This is Kim Kardashian's booty in 2018 and tbh, it looks smaller than the 2015 glory days. Maybe, she's trying to tone down (or up!) her look.