Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi Offers Tips on Post-Pregnancy Sex: ‘You Need a Lot of Lube’

ICYMI: Snooki and her husband, Jionni LaValle, welcomed baby No. 3 — a boy named Angelo — on May 30.  OK … now onto the ~sexy~ stuff. Although, we’d like to be clear, most of this isn’t going to put you in the mood. 

“Medically, they say you have to wait, like, six weeks. And I waited the six weeks [after the two other births] because I ripped,” the Jersey Shore alum admitted.

“This one, I didn’t rip probably because I had two kids, so my vagina is huge, I guess,” Snooki added. See what we mean about the whole no filter thing?

“Down there, it doesn’t feel that bad … but I still want to wait just in case, like, something happens and, God forbid, I do rip during sex or whatever,” Nicole expressed of her decision to stay away from the bedroom for a bit.

“After you have a baby and then have sex, it doesn’t feel right at first. It feels like you are a virgin again,” Snooki confessed. 

“It just hurts. It’s uncomfortable,” she noted, before offering some sage advice, “And then it starts to feel good, like, after you get into the motions, but I mean, you need a lot of lube. Let’s just put it that way.”

After recommending some lube, Snooki detailed how she plans on, er, getting down with Jionni when the time comes. “I want my husband to take me out to dinner [and] I want to get horny drunk on wine, and then we put the kids to bed,” she explained.

“Then we will go in our spare room, keep drinking wine, and that’s how I want it to happen.” A spare room, wine and lots of lube … sounds like you can take the girl out the Jersey Shore, but you can’t take the Jersey Shore out of the girl.

Unsurprisingly, that was hardly the first time Snooki opened up about life after giving birth. In fact, she’s been incredibly forthcoming with fans on social media about her postpartum journey.

“The aftermath of birth,” Snooki captioned an Instagram Story the day after going into labor. “You definitely need these guys. Hazel pads for your butthole. Here’s my underwear, my pads, my squirt bottle. Pray for me.”

“My feet are swollen, I’m wearing a diaper, my son just peed and s–t on me twice and my sciatica is acting up,” she continued. “Hello postpartum.”

Snooki concluded her brutally honest Story with, “No one warned me about the third pregnant postpartum cramping. Like am I still in active labor? S–t!”

Have you ever heard of baby fever? Yeah, basically this is the opposite of that. Even so, it’s clear that Snooki is *so* beyond in love with her newborn. 

Now that little Angelo is almost 2 months old, we wonder if Snooki and her man are starting to think about baby No. 4. We’re kidding … mostly!

As much as we’d love to see Snooki and Jionni’s family grow by one more, we have no problem indefinitely fawning over Angelo, Giovanna and Lorenzo.