In theory, coming up with the perfect Thanksgiving-themed Instagram caption shouldn’t be that hard. After all, it’s just a social media post. Let’s be real, though, you’re going to be way too hopped up on wine and tryptophan to handle this task yourself. 

Ultimately, without our suggestions, you’re just going to post a picture of your plate with the caption, “ThankFULL.” Like, OK, is it 2010? Do better or better yet, let us do better for you! Keep reading if you’re interested in our Thanksgiving Instagram captions.

“GTL: Gravy, Turkey, Loosening the top button of my pants.”

Honestly, if you can make a caption both Thanksgiving and Jersey Shore-themed, it’s a win, right?

“How many slices of pumpkin pie is too many slices of pumpkin pie? (The limit does not exist.)”

Mean Girls, always and forever.

“In the name of the stuffing, mashed potatoes and cranberry sauce. Amen.”

Everyone knows what the real Holy Trinity is on Thanksgiving.

“Came for the carbs, stayed for the wine.”

Honesty is always the best policy, right?

“Thanksgiving survival 101: If your mouth is always full, you can’t explain why you’re still single.”

Your followers will laugh and thank you for the advice.

“D.A.R.E. to keep kids off tryptophan.”

This one is for all the vegetarians and vegans out there.

“What am I most thankful for this year? That’s easy … wine.”

Again, there is nothing wrong with being honest with your followers!

“Is it possible to pass out from eating too many dinner rolls? Please standby.”

Pretty much the most important question of all every holiday season.

“Gravy is technically a beverage if you put it in a wine glass.”

Fun fact: This goes for cranberry sauce, too.

“BDE: Big Dessert Energy.”

For those of you who don’t like the main course.

“Please pass the antacid and yoga pants.”

Over 25 years old? This is for you.

“Excuse me while I digest this meal for the next 364 days.”

Fast metabolism? Never heard of it.

Here’s hoping these came in handy today! Feel free to pass them off as your own, we won’t hold it against you.