The Perfect Way to Start Your WeekendThe 10 Most Ridiculous Items Off Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop Gift Guide!
Gwyneth Paltrow: The REAL gift that keeps on giving!
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Super Angel
Easy Health Angel Juicer Gold
Price: $4,739
Because making your morning smoothie in this baby will only make it taste better.
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![Goop gift guide travel backgammon set](https://www.lifeandstylemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/goop-gift-guide-travel-backgammon-set.jpg?fit=450%2C450&quality=86&strip=all)
Aspinal of London
Travel Backgammon Set
Price: $550
Nothing like spending a couple hundo on a game that no one really knows how to play.
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![Goop gift guide love ring](https://www.lifeandstylemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/goop-gift-guide-love-ring.jpg?fit=519%2C284&quality=86&strip=all)
SSense
Lanvin Gold Plated Brass Double Ring
Price: $695
We're pretty sure we can get that same ring at Forever 21 for $3.80.
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![Goop gift guide champagne bucket](https://www.lifeandstylemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/goop-gift-guide-champagne-bucket.png?fit=637%2C415&quality=86&strip=all)
March
Tina Frey Champagne Bucket
Price: $370
Because who wouldn't want to put their champagne in a bucket that costs more than the bottle?
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![Goop gift guide diamond thickie vase](https://www.lifeandstylemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/goop-gift-guide-diamond-thickie-vase.jpg?fit=800%2C800&quality=86&strip=all)
Esque
Diamond Thickie
Price: $12,000
First off, this is a vase, in case you don't know what a Thickie is. It's also the most expensive item on the gift guide (aside from those annoying ones that say "price available upon request" which everyone knows actually means, too expensive to admit on paper).
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![Goop gift guide currency case](https://www.lifeandstylemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/goop-gift-guide-currency-case.jpg?fit=450%2C450&quality=86&strip=all)
Barneys
Smythson Currency Case
Price: $285
A wallet does not suffice when carrying coins from a different country.
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![Goop gift guide bar cart](https://www.lifeandstylemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/goop-gift-guide-bar-cart.jpg?fit=750%2C750&quality=86&strip=all)
Max & Moritz
Arthur Umanoff Bar Cart
Price: $1,495
Who needs a $20 wine rack when you can shove one of these into your cramped NYC apartment?
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![Goop gift guide bff necklace](https://www.lifeandstylemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/goop-gift-guide-bff-necklace.png?fit=435%2C574&quality=86&strip=all)
Shopbop
Jennifer Meyer BFF Necklace
Price: $550
Recommended for kids ages 12-14, all we can say is: that is one expensive BFF.
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![Goop gift guide canvas trolley](https://www.lifeandstylemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/goop-gift-guide-canvas-trolley.jpg?fit=390%2C585&quality=86&strip=all)
Net-A-Porter
Valentino Canvas Trolley
Price: $4,545
Trolley is a fancy word for suitcase, and who wouldn't want to blend in with all that camouflage?
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![Goop gift guide candy dishes](https://www.lifeandstylemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/goop-gift-guide-candy-dishes.jpg?fit=800%2C800&quality=86&strip=all)
The Future Perfect
Oswald Haerdtl Candy Dishes
Price: $314-$432
We'll just take the candy, thank you very much!