Untangling the Complicated Web of Hookups and Breakups on ‘Vanderpump Rules’

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Mar 20, 2018 1:30 pm·

By Tiffany White

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Any Vanderpump Rules fan knows that, when it comes to relationships on the show, it gets a little, well, complicated. It appears the employees at SUR just can’t stop dating, cheating, and hooking up with each other. And now that the show is in its sixth season, the complex network of “who has slept with whom” just keeps getting more and more complicated to the point that even we get confused. Seriously, how many conquests has Jax Taylor had alone? Spoiler alert: a LOT. You have to admit, it’s all a little insane. But hey, isn’t that why we all love this show? It’s nothing if not dramatic, that’s for sure. Below, a quick refresher on the multiplex world of Vanderpump Rules hookups.

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Jax Taylor

No one on Vanderpump Rules has been around the block more than Jax. It all started with Stassi and together, they were, like, the first "official" couple of Season 1. However, that all changed when (in typical Vanderpump fashion) he cheated on Stassi with Kristen. To make matters worse, Kristen was Stassi's BFF. Whoops. After Kristen, he rebounded with Laura-Leigh (in the bathroom if you believe rumors) and then later hooked up with Tiffany and Carmen (at the same time). However, Jax changed his ways after meeting Brittany, and the two are still together and are rumored to possibly get engaged. But considering he recently cheated on her, we're not very hopeful.

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Stassi Schroeder

After being cheated on by Jax, Stassi moved on to SUR employee Frank for a short rebound that didn't amount to anything. She then started dating Patrick, which looked pretty good at first, but he ultimately dumped her on their four-year anniversary last year.

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Kristen Doute

She's been in the middle of several tumultuous hookups, from cheating on Tom to dating his best friend Jax, to her rebound with James (where he predictably cheated on her). However, these days it appears Kristen has left the messy SUR drama behind and is currently dating a dude she met on Bumble, Brian Carter. According to rumors, the two might get engaged soon.

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Tom Sandoval

His relationship with Kristen was tumultuous from the start. So it was no surprise when she cheated on him — of course, she cheated on him with his best friend, Jax. After that disaster, he moved on to Ariana Madix, and the two are still together. However, they recently admitted that they don't have sex. Huh.

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Scheana Marie

For a Vanderpump cast member, Scheana's love life has been refreshingly drama-free — well, as long as you ignore her husband's pill addiction. She was married for two years to Mike Shay before splitting in 2016. She then moved on to Rob Valletta, but she split with him in 2017 after she realized that she couldn't maintain a relationship and appear on the show at the same time. Smart.

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Katie and Tom Schwartz

They're another steady, undramatic couple — well, sort of. After tying the knot in 2016, the couple's marriage has been off to a rocky start thanks to all the cheating rumors surrounding Tom. Oh yeah, and he also made out with a woman while he was on vacation. But, here's hoping they make it work?

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James Kennedy

After joining the show officially in Season 4, James didn't hesitate jumping right into a messy relationship with Kristen. He cheated on her and hooked-up with various "friend of" cast members, from Jenna to Lauren (which were so brief we didn't even bother adding them to the graphic above). However, the only post-Kristen hookup that truly counted was with Lala Kent. The two eventually split, and now James is dating college student/beauty queen Raquel Leviss. James and Lala though are currently feuding because #reasons.

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Lala Kent

The most recent cast member to join the show, Lala's hookup history is pretty brief. After her relationship with James ended, she started dating film producer Randall Emmett. However, because the producer was still married when he and Lala started dating, they kept the relationship under wraps until December 2017 when Randall's divorce was finalized. Her ex James didn't approve of the relationship and got into some hot water after referring to Randall as a "fat Rolls-Royce." Ouch. Can't these kids just get along?

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