In a perfect world, we'd speak only in Friends quotes, and own nothing but these kick-you-in-the-crotch-spit-on-your-neck-fantastic items listed below.
Could we be any more excited? Check out 15 things (including this awesome Lobster mug above!) every Friends fan needs to have.
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