Kim's Krazy for Beauty5 Shocking Things Kim Kardashian Has Done to Stay Beautiful

1: Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow!

Let's compare the Kim of 2006 [L] to the Kim of 2014 [R].

(Once you get over the shock of how different she looks, keep reading…)

You'll see she has more hair on her hairline then than she does now.

She even admitted what makes her look sleek.

"I've lasered everything," she told Oprah on the set of Oprah's Next Chapter.

2: Speaking of Lasers…

She hasn't used 'em just for her hair!

In fact, on a recent episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the new mom visited a plastic surgeon to tighten up her 'wrinkly hands.'

And that (obviously) led to her discovering the same laser treatment helps reduce stretch marks, so Kim immediately inquired about getting the procedure done to her breasts.

"The things you do for beauty," she joked, as the doctor worked his magic.

3: Because Beauty > Comfort During Pregnancy

Kim refused to wear flats during most of her first pregnancy — and went through a lot of pain to look the way she wanted to.

"Swollen feet or a new Givenchy tattoo?" the then seven-months-pregnant starlet shared on Instagram in April 2013.

(And now we'll be having nightmares tonight.)

4: Edward Cullen Called, He Wants His Look Back

Last year, North West's mama got a Vampire Facial on an episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami.

It was bloody, gross and fascinating all at the same time.

And not to brag or anything, but Life & Style revealed she had the procedure way before it aired on TV.

“Kim underwent the vampire face-lift to smooth wrinkles and fill out her face,” an insider tells the new issue of Life & Style.

"It was crazy," a pal of Kim’s told Life & Style at the time. “The doctor took the blood from Kim’s arm and spun it [in a centrifuge] to separate the platelets. The blood was then rubbed onto Kim’s face. After that, they did something called ‘needling,’ where all these little needles prick the skin and let the platelets seep in. It was so gross!”

Botox Me Done!

A 29-year-old Kim got Botox injections on — you guessed it — KUWTK in 2010.

She was, like, so incredibly tough, too — she didn't even want the numbing cream.

"I think I can handle it," Kim told the doctor. "I have a really high tolerance for pain."

(There's a really easy joke to make here, but we'll refrain ourselves.)

Yeah, well, the end result? Looking like she got knocked out by Mike Tyson.

Oh, Kim. You never cease to surprise us…