Just when we thought that Angelina Pivarnick put her messy hookup past behind her — you know, because she has a fiancé — last night’s new episode of Jersey Shore Family Vacation aired and threw it all to hell. Thankfully, the ever-vocal Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was ready and willing to call Ang out on her seemingly unfaithful ways. Question is, did she actually cheat?
Basically, it all started where it always starts: the freakin’ club. Paul “DJ Pauly D” DelVecchio declared that he was at a level 15 drunk and apparently, the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island finds that level of inebriation appealing. “If I was a single girl, I’d probably bang Pauly,” the 32-year-old confessed. OK, Ang, are people really still saying bang? Also, you’re engaged. LOL.
Eventually, the bronzed duo started grinding on the dance floor and that’s when Snooki finally noticed what was going on. “I definitely think Angelina loves her fiancé, but she doesn’t know when she crosses the line. Girl, you cheated!” the mother-of-two began. “I think she just needs a one-on-one lesson on how to be a good fiancé,” Snooks added.
However, despite Nicole’s concerns, Angelina and Pauly didn’t end up having sex. Here’s the thing, though: That could have had more to do with the fact that Pauly was white girl wasted, rather than Ang’s strict moral compass — but who really knows?
Speaking of moral compasses, lines continued to get blurred when Angelina, Snooki, and Snook’s BFF, Joey Camasta, went to see some male strippers. Everyone’s favorite dirty little hamster proceeded to get a lap dance by several half-naked, beefy men.
At that point, Snooki made it clear (behind Ang’s back, of course) that if she continued with this behavior that she was going to lose her man. That said, if you fast forward to modern day, it looks like Ang and her soon-to-be hubby, Chris Larangeira, are doing just fine. Phew! It looks like a leopard wearing guidette really can change her stripes after all.