8 Gina Linetti Quotes From ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’ That Will Leave You Doubled Over With Laughter

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Apr 18, 2017 5:03 pm·

By Allison Cacich

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After a lengthy hiatus, Brooklyn Nine-Nine has finally returned — and with it comes the gem that is Gina Linetti.

Not only does the police precinct administrator have the best one-liners in the entire show, but her dance moves are literally next level (we would pay to see “Dance-y Reagan” perform live).

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Of course none of this would be possible without the brilliant comedienne behind the sass, Chelsea Peretti. And despite the fact that her character got hit by a bus at the end of a two-part cliffhanger in January (talk about a shock), it looks like Gina will be making a full recovery.

In fact, it has since been reported that Cruel Intentions hunk Ryan Phillippe will guest star later this season as a potential love interest for our resident truth teller! Given that she hasn’t had much romance in her life since that ill-fated fling with Charles (Joe Lo Truglio), we can’t wait to see Gina get her flirt on again. A girl’s got needs after all.

While we wait to see how the rest of Season 4 pans out for the Kwazy Cupcakes addict, scroll through the gallery below for a look back at Gina’s funniest (and most honest) quotes!

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"Hi, Gina Linetti, the human form of the 100 Emoji."

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"Nobody can ever know that we had sex, all right. I have spent years cultivating a reputation as somebody who sleeps with bike messengers or better."

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"If I die, turn my Tweets into a book!"

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"Every time you talk I hear that sound that plays when Pacman dies."

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"As everyone knows, my spirit animal is nature's greatest predator, the wolf. But I committed a horrible sexual blunder and I'm no longer wolf-worthy. My spirit animal is now this, the naked mole-rat, God's disgusting mistake."

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"All men are at least 30% attracted to me. My mother cried the day I was born, because she knew she would never be better than me. At any given moment, I'm thinking about one thing: Richard Dreyfuss hunkered over eating dog food. I feel like I'm the Paris of people."

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"The English language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts. So I'm incorporating Emoji into my speech to better express myself. Winky face."

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"This man is a Timberlake and you need to stop treating him like a Fatone."

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