When it comes to the Jersey Shore roommates, everyone has their signature role. Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is the hot mess, Jenni “JWoww” Farley is the mother hen, and for a long time, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino was the villain. Nowadays, The Situation has become The Inspiration — proving that positive change for reality stars is possible.

After some thorough investigation, however, we’ve determined that one roommate will never change — and that roommate is king of the I.F.F himself — Ronnie Magro. The I.F.F on Jersey Shore stands for the I’m F—–d Foundation, and nobody is ever more royally f—-d than Rahn. Between cheating on his girlfriend to cheating on his baby momma, the 32-year-old is in a perpetual state of emotional turmoil…of his own damn making.

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Beyond just rampant infidelity, the father-of-one is notorious for lying about his indiscretions. Thing is, it’s hard not to get caught — when you’re on national f—–g television. With that, we’re taking a look back at Ronnie’s very first induction into the I.F.F.

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During Season 2 of Jersey Shore, the GTL gang traveled down to Miami, FL, where things went from zero to BED real quick. Ronnie basically cheated on Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola night one, but of course, he remembered none of it. During a very hungover exchange with Paul “Pauly D” DelVecchio in Episode 2, the I.F.F was born. The roomies even decided to turn the phrase into a work of art.

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As we all know, Ronnie has since split from Sammi, but his steady reign in the I.F.F. continues on Jersey Shore: Family Vacation. Good news is, he’s currently trying to work things out with the mother of his child, Jen Harley.

So, who knows? Maybe his adorable daughter has put things into perspective for the GTL alum. Here’s hoping that you really can teach an old guido new tricks.