Everyone believes a different side of the Jordyn Woods and Tristan Thompson cheating scandal story — here’s one you probably haven’t heard. Makeup mogul Jeffree Star took to social media to slam the 21-year-old model for how she handled her tell-all interview with Jada Pinkett-Smith on Red Table Talk on March 1, because according to him, Jordy’s lying all over the place.

“I just skimmed through Jordyn’s Red Table Talk and it was so f—king fake and phony,” he said. “Y’all, these people are actors for a living!”

The Jeffree Star Cosmetics founder went on to claim that, because he’s lived in L.A. his whole life, he’s privy to things that only the locals can truly be privy to in Hollywood. From his point of view, East Coasters (and beyond) have no idea exactly what goes down in the coastal Cali town, because the people who are spilling the tea are all industry professionals and they don’t care all that much for the average NDA, a.k.a. non-disclosure agreement.

“Y’all have been hooking up for a month or two, the whole city of Calabasas knows it, there’s eyes everywhere, there’s normal people that aren’t famous that are your neighbors, bitch,” he revealed. “And everyone sees everything. Y’all have been hooking up for a while, it finally came out, you’re f—king shook that the truth came out and you’re trying to save your ass, girl.”

He ended his little IG rant with some true Jeffree words of wisdom: “Girl, y’all f—ked, y’all got caught, now get over it.” But, of course, he needed to get one more word in on Twitter. “I don’t need to say ‘allegedly’ because I only speak facts,” he wrote. Oh, the shade!

Considering how emotional Jordy got during the interview explaining herself, the attempt to get the world to see her side of the story didn’t exactly seem fake or phony. “The last [thing] I wanted to do was be that person. I’m no homewrecker,” she said. “I would never try to hurt someone’s home. Especially someone that I love. And someone who has a beautiful daughter. I would never try to steal someone’s man. I don’t need your situation.” Plus, she also denied the previous reports that the duo was hooking up pre-scandal.

No matter what the truth is, we always appreciate when Jeffree comes to spill the tea.