Ridiculous Romantic Kardashian Grand Gestures to Guilt Trip Your Boyfriend With

For both birthdays, Tyga gifted Kylie luxury cars — most notably that 18th birthday Ferrari.

When she turned 19 Tyga gave her a Mercedes Maybach retailing at approximately $200,000 but that white Ferrari 458 Spider (retailing closer to $320,000 and eventually decked out with custom red rims) was legit iconic. Also, it was delivered to the Lip Kit empress with a whole lot of fanfare: the gift rolled up outside nightclub Bootsy Bellows where Ky was celebrating her special day.

Our boyfriend still makes us split the Uber fare, but that's fine.

Tyga also gifted Kylie a gigantic promise ring that looks like it could eat our Nana's engagement ring for breakfast.

Seriously, that rock is a boulder. It was estimated to be worth about $44,000, which is insane for a promise (again, not an engagement) ring that was promising… what exactly. Like, she ended a relationship with that ring and we can't even get our favorite H&M sweatshirt back from our ex's gross studio apartment.

Rob commissioned a portrait of Blac Chyna made from Diamond Dust.

It's lost to the archives now since Rob got his Instagram deleted (we all know that relationship went south, too) but it was a glittering rendition of the above picture. Chyna's 7×7 visage had the lyrics to John Legend's "The Beginning" written in _diamond dust.* You know, the spare sparkles left over when carving a diamond. Rumor has it that the piece cost Rob $35,000!

And we can't get our boyfriend to pose for a cute Insta pic for our desk…

Scott compared his love with Kourtney to The Notebook BUT BETTER.

Look, it's understood that Kourt and Scott's relationship was far from perfect and one little Instagram doesn't equate to a several thousand dollar Ferarri. But think about the essence of this message. Scott's publically comparing their romance to the quintessential Nicholas Sparks flick. Like, seriously, the f–king NOTEBOOK, you guys. We tried to get our boyfriend to watch a Nora Ephron film once and he texted the entire time. There was so much exasperated sighing. So much.

Kanye gifted Kim a gigantic flower wall for Mother's Day.

Literally, the most Instagram-worthy backdrop of all time (of all time) and our boyfriend got us red and pink roses from a gas-station for Valentines Day 2014 and then took us to Wendy's. But wait, there's more.

When Kanye woke Kim up with a string symphony on another Mother's Day.

She got a flower bench this time around while an orchestra played "Let it Go" from Frozen and "Tomorrow" from Annie. Like, stop. We can't even get our boyfriend to make us a Spotify playlist for the gym.

And the most lavish move of them all, Kanye's proposal to Kim.

You could argue that the whole thing was totally staged for the sake of the show, but honestly, it doesn't really matter what's real or not so long as it looks good on camera. And between the jumbo screen blazing, "PLEEEASE MARRY MEEE!!!," the 50-piece symphony playing Lana Del Rey's "Young and Beautiful," and legit f–king fireworks, it looks really good on camera. It looks so, so good.

And our boyfriend waited a year and a half before we even showed up in his Instagram feed.

…ugh.

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