All Pink Everything! See Photos of Khloé Kardashian’s ~Dreamy~ 35th Birthday Bash

Even if it was Koko’s special day, we all know that her baby girl, True Thompson, is always the center of attention. We mean, come on … just look at that face!

Care for a swim, anyone? Considering every guest who showed up to Khloé’s party was in full glam, we sincerely doubt anyone took a dip, but even so, those floaties are everything.

The only thing the Kardashians love more than a flower arrangement, is a balloon arrangement … and we can see why!

Khlomoney still remains the best nickname in existence! We hope the KUWTK star got to keep this neon sign. If not, er, we’ll take it — thanks.

Remember what we said about flower arrangements? Well, here you go. A “K” the size of a grown man made of roses. Ya know, just something casual …

“The bigger the hoop, the bigger the ho.” Words to live by, ladies.

As if flower arrangements weren’t enough, Koko had a legit garden hanging from the ceiling. This straight up looks like something out of a fairytale.

In addition to the flowers and balloons, there were hundreds of candles adding a romantic element to the event … ohh, la la! As it happens, though, Koko is as single as a dollar bill. Speaking of which, Tristan Thompson was seemingly not invited to the event. Phew.

We would marry Kylie Jenner, too, if she planned us a birthday party like this! If Kylie Cosmetics goes under (it won’t), she should consider event planning.

The Kardashians may have killer curves, but that doesn’t mean they don’t know how to snack! The food at their events always looks so delicious — including these fresh fruit popsicles.

Oh, yeah, and of course, we can’t forget about the pink grilled cheeses. We’re not entirely sure how we’d feel about eating pink cheese, but hey! It’s a party.

“I never stopped being a hoe,” will go down in history as one of Khloé’s most iconic lines. So, why not put it on a cup to cherish forever? Also, do you think we can order those straws online? We’re asking for a friend, obviously. 

We don’t know who started this fairly creepy trend, but every celebrity from Emily Ratajkowski to Tana Mongeau featured cutouts of their face at their birthday party.

Last but certainly not least, Scott Disick’s clothing brand, Talentless, provided custom merchandise in honor of Khloé. How sweet is that?