Reality star Kim Kardashian was on her way out the celebrity door after her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries. Right when we were almost through with her, Kanye West swooped in, gave her a makeover, and made her bigger than ever. Although their pairing seemed strange at first, the super couple's relationship grew on people. Even their bizarre kids' names gradually started to feel less weird.

And that's the problem. Although Kim loves to go on talk shows and chat about how she and Kanye like to watch Family Feud like any other married couple, their relationship is far from normal. From the way Kanye "approves" Kim's clothes to Kanye's obsession with their "brand," the couple sounds more like a business transaction. In addition to that, you have all the bizarre ways Kanye likes to describe their relationship. Who can forget the time he compared their love to Romeo and Juliet? "I felt like our love story is a love story for the ages," he said on the TODAY show. "I felt like when we first got together it was like a Romeo and Juliet kind of thing where it's like she's a reality star and I'm a rapper." Except they both die at the end? Anyway, he also recently made yet another baffling comparison, calling Kim the "Marie Antoinette of our time." Except she was beheaded? Where is Kanye going with this?

However, probably his weirdest description of Kim was when he called her his "dinosaur," referring to the famous quote from Step Brothers. "[Kim] is the ultimate example of a person never losing his dinosaur," he told Vanity Fair. "You mean to tell me that this girl with this f–king body and this face is also into style, and she's a nice person, and she has her own money and is family-oriented? That's just as cool as a f–king fighter jet or dinosaur! And just as rarely seen."

OK? But you have to admit, Kanye's obsession with Kim's looks, their "brand," and her clothes does make it seem like something is off with their relationship. Below, a few more reasons why we're side-eyeing their marriage.