Forget Disney World, y’all! Kris Jenner‘s closet is the happiest place on earth. On Aug. 27, Judith Leiber Couture dropped an almost ten-minute video tour of the momager’s epic shoe, purse, jewelry, and wardrobe collection and seriously, we’re in awe. Like, we always suspected Kris’ closet was fabulous, but nothing could have prepared us for this level of magic. Let’s go ahead and take a look at our favorite moments, shall we?
Kris Jenner has an entire collection of black blazers.
Sure, every working woman knows that a black blazer is a closet staple, but this is Kris Jenner we’re talking about. Those blazers aren’t from Ann Taylor Loft or H&M. Those are designer, on designer, on designer, ladies and gents. Swoon!
Kris Jenner has a custom Goyard momager bag.
Never heard of Goyard? That’s OK! Most ~regular~ people haven’t. Kris revealed that her daughter, Khloé Kardashian, purchased the epic bag for her for Christmas. What a thoughtful, expensive as hell gift.
Kris Jenner has a shoe ROOM in her closet.
No, we’re not crying. You’re crying! A shoe ROOM? You know how most people store their shoes? Under their bed or in the beat up boxes they came in. This woman is a queen.
Kris Jenner has more Adidas tracksuits than any rapper in the game.
TBH, there’s definitely some Gucci and Givenchy in there, too. Kris admitted that tracksuits are her go-to outfit. How humble!
Kris Jenner has a handbag collection to literally die for.
We didn’t think anything so beautiful could exist outside of a museum but, alas, here we are. Kris Jenner’s handbag collection is something most women (and fashion-forward men) could dream of. Chanel, Gucci, Louis Vuitton, bedazzled antiques you’ve never heard of — she’s got ’em all.
If you’re feeling especially self-conscious about your own closet at the moment, don’t worry. We are too. However, Kris made sure to note in the video that it’s taken her 62 years to build this level of perfection. So, let that be the perfect reminder that you have many more years to acquire an outrageous shopping addiction.