Did you guys know that the Migos song “Bad and Boujee” was actually written about Scott Disick? OK, that’s a lie, but seriously, the man is perhaps the bougiest person on the planet. We mean, come on, he calls himself “The Lord,” after all.

That said, we were under the impression that Scott had reached his peak. What could possibly be more boujee than declaring yourself royalty, right? Well, as it turns out, we were so very wrong. On Dec. 21, the father-of-three took to Instagram to share a casual picture of himself enjoying a hot beverage. “Lord tea,” he captioned the snapshot showcasing his latte (it doesn’t look like tea, Scott) with his freakin’ face on it.

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Lord tea 🍵

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Needless to say, we have so many questions. For starters, did the barista draw that by hand? If so, she needs to take her talents elsewhere. A coffee shop is no place for a modern day Picasso. Two, did he legit ask for a drink with his face on it or did they surprise him?

Last but not least, where can we get this magical portrait drink? Sure, it’s obnoxious AF but, hey… sometimes ya just gotta treat yourself. If there’s anyone who agrees with that sentiment, it’s Scott and his girlfriend, Sofia Richie. The pair just returned from an extravagant trip to Saudi Arabia where they basically lived like Middle Eastern monarchs for days on end.

The couple rode ATVs, hung out with camels, and ate over-the-top meals. Oh, and of course, they were dressed impeccably the entire time. Sigh. Sounds like the perfect getaway, if you ask us. Thankfully, they were kind enough to share a s#!@ton of pictures on social media for the world to enjoy. #Blessed. 

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My kind of off roading

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“The age difference seemed very strange at first, but they really do seem great together. Wishing them the best,” one user commented referring to Scott and Sofia’s 15-year age difference. “They are the baddest couple, for real! Sofia Richie is so beautiful!” wrote another. Agreed and agreed.