Hilarious Quotes From ‘The Office’ That Make the Best Pickup Lines in Real Life

Let’s be honest, at some point, we’ve all used a cheesy pickup line (or five) to break the ice with a major crush. And who can blame us? After all, we only want to make the best first impression and convince people that we’re smooth talkers. But unfortunately, it’s not as easy as it sounds, and the characters from The Office know the feeling all too well.

Just like us, Dwight Schrute (played by Rainn Wilson); Michael Scott (played by Steve Carell) and the rest of the gang have had super awkward moments in the romance department. But one thing we learned is that they definitely have a way with words! From Creed Bratton’s bold comments to Michael’s hilarious one-liners, we’ve rounded up some of the best quotes that would make awesome pickup lines in real life!

Sadly, The Office (seasons 1-9) is no longer available to stream on Netflix. In January 2021, the hit NBC sitcom was removed from the streaming platform. However, the doesn’t mean you have to say goodbye to the beloved Dunder Mifflin characters forever. In fact, there are plenty of other ways to watch The Office elsewhere.

NBC launched their very own streaming platform, Peacock, where you can watch The Office as much as you’d like! Peacock Premium is $5.00 a month or $50.00 a year with advertising. There is also an option to upgrade to an ad-free version for $10.00 a month or $100.00 a year.

The Office is one of our most prized series, and we are thrilled it has found an exciting new home where generation after generation will continue to discover and rediscover Michael Scott’s most cringe-worthy moments, Jim and Pam’s will-they-or-won’t-they and the incredible quirky ensemble that makes each episode a masterclass in comedy,” UTV president Pearlena Igbokwe said in June 2019 statement.

Additionally, Comedy Central airs reruns of The Office nearly every week, sometimes for hours on end!

Scroll through the gallery below to see the most hilarious quotes from The Office that make the best pickup lines IRL. (FYI, results may vary).