When it comes to The Office, everyone knows that Dwight Schrute is the best character. Sure, he’s a little, er, eccentric, but his one-liners? Come on, they’re perfection … or as Dwight would say, they’re “perfectenschlag.” So, in honor of Rainn Wilson’s insane talent — ya know, the actor who plays Dwight — we decided to round up his most iconic lines. Scroll through the gallery below to see them all!
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An Expert At Tough Love …
“Get a friend, loser.”
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Life Advice?
“Failure of any kind is failure.”
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Not Technically Dwight, But Still Worth Noting …
“Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.”
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Too Much Information or Just Enough?
“You think you’re excited? You should feel my nipples!”
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He Knows The True Value Of Loyalty!
“I’m all about loyalty. In fact, I feel like part of what I’m being for her is my loyalty. But if there were somewhere else that valued loyalty more highly, I’m going wherever they value loyalty the most.”
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A Master Of The English Language …
“But you know what? They’re not gonna gotch me!”
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His Most Iconic Impression Of All …
“I’m Jim Halpert.”
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We Hear It Reduces Wrinkles!
“I never smile if i can help it.”
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Boom! Roasted …
“Kevin, what prescription drugs are you taking besides Rogaine?”
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Solid Logic, Dwight, Solid Logic …
“Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘Would an idiot do that?’ And if they would, I do not do that thing.”
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