are the most important 2017 Oscars awards show of the year, and while some stars might be bummed if they lose, they should cheer up because we created some additional categories just for them. From "Highest Slit" to "Best Photobomb", the celebrities that won these funny categories should be just as proud — sort of.
Click through the gallery to see funny Oscar categories we awarded these celebs.
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Best "Wait, What Are They Doing There?" goes to Kristin Cavallari.
Seriously, why was she there? Did we miss something?
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"Highest Slit" goes to Blanca Blanco (yikes).
The actress later suffered a wardrobe malfunction, which surprised no one.
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Best "I Woke Up Like This" goes to Casey Affleck.
It must be great to be a guy.
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"Best Photobomb" goes to Justin Timberlake.
He not only photobombed his wife,
Jessica Biel, he also photobombed .
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"Best Example of #RelationshipGoals" goes to Chrissy Teigen and John Legend.
The two looked simply adorbs on the red carpet.
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"Most Revealing Outfit That Somehow Is Still Tasteful" goes to Janelle Monae.
Somehow, the singer-turned-actress made her ample cleavage look tasteful enough for the Oscars.
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"Cutest Red Carpet Attendee" goes to Sunny Pawar.
Lion star stole the show on the red carpet.
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"Best Dress That Literally Looks Like an Oscar Statue" goes to Jessica Biel.
The only thing the actress was missing was a bald head.
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"Most Creative Use of Props" goes to Jackie Chan.
The martial arts star brought two stuffed pandas as his "dates."
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"Best Dress That Resembles Your Mom's Nice Guest Towels" goes to Cynthia Erivo.
The Tony winner had an amazing dress, but it reminded us too much of those forbidden bathroom towels.
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"Best Dress — Literally (No Irony)" goes to Emma Stone.
She looked classic and elegant and was by far our favorite dress of the night.
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