Just in time for Jersey Shore Family Vacation‘s return (which, BTW, is back tonight with a two-hour premiere starting at 8:00 pm EST), we sat down with your favorite MTV reality stars to talk all things public smooshing, bad breath, expert dating advise, and accidentally ratting out your friends. We chatted with Jenni “JWoww” Farley, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Vinny Guadagnino, Deena Cortese, and Angelina Pivarnick, and asked them all the important questions. Like, “Should I go through my shady boyfriend’s phone?” Or “How do I tell my best friend that her breath is foul AF?” Watch the video above to see the Jersey Shore family weigh in on every dilemma you’ve ever had.
They have some good answers, too — but the best part is definitely seeing how the guys respond to some of the questions versus how the girls handle them. And when it comes to getting your groove on out in public, well, JWoww and Vinny are the ultimate experts. And, actually, so is Snooki. Nicole and Jenni even used to hold competitions when they were first dating their husbands about who could one-up the other doing it in the craziest spot, whether that was the Macy’s bathroom (sorry, Macy’s) or underneath some bleachers. But what else do you do with your BFF?
Well, for one, get together to dress your daughters up like your own little mini-me. Not only are Snooki and JWoww still tight, their daughters are best friends, too. And both Nicole’s daughter Giovanna and Jenni’s daughter Meilani look exactly like their moms. It’s actually seriously uncanny — but way too cute.
Doesn’t it seem kind of wrong that these stars can have kids that cute while still being as raunchy and gross as they are? At least neither of them will ever be as gross as Angelina is — her story from the video about dutch-ovening her now-fiancé on their first date is seriously TMI. But when it comes to this crew, we love them exactly as they are — so you know we’ll be tuning in tonight. Watch the Jersey Shore Family Vacation premiere tonight on MTV at 8:00 pm.