‘Jersey Shore’ Star Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi Jokes That Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley’s Diet Consists of ‘Wine and Sex’

“OMG. I need her diet!!” Snooki’s follower gushed, to which the reality star, 21, wrote, “Wine and sex,” along with tagging her longtime bestie.

Unfortunately, JWoww, 33, didn’t reply to Nicole, but that didn’t stop plenty of other fans from chiming in.

“Best response in Instagram history,” one person wrote. “I can manage that diet. That is a good diet!!” added another.

One person, however, doubted Snooki’s response and wrote, “Definitely not wine … wine bloats you.”

“That’s legit her diet. She defies the odds,” Nicole answered. Wait … does that mean Jenni’s diet *really is* wine and sex?! Man, some people have all the luck.

Now, considering half of JWoww’s diet consists of, er, bedroom cardio, it’s time to discuss her handsome new beau, Zach Clayton Carpinello. After all, it takes two to tango.

During a live taping of Snooki’s podcast in April, JWoww revealed that she had officially moved on from her estranged husband, Roger Mathews. At the time, she didn’t give too much away about her boyfriend … except his nickname!

“24 is 24,” Jenni explained. “We’re filming Jersey Shore right now and we nicknamed him ‘24’.” Of course, Snooki being the ride or die BFF that she is, chimed in with, “He’s very handsome, by the way,” Snooki revealed. “Jenni has been going through some [s—t], but I’ve never seen this girl happier and more herself than this moment right now.”

Fast forward four months later, and JWoww still looks happier than ever! Except now, her relationship with Zach is very much public!

So much so, that’s she’s constantly fawning over him on social media — including on her YouTube channel. The pair even participated in the “girlfriend does my makeup challenge.” Needless to say, it was adorable!

During the video, Jenni asked Zach what his favorite makeup look on her was and we have to admit, his response was pretty darn sweet. “Actually, I really love you with no makeup, but that’s … for me.” *Pauses to swoon.* 

As for how serious things are between Jenni and Zach? Well, she’s already met his family and he’s met her two adorable kiddos — Meilani, 5, and Greyson, 2.

In fact, on August 15, the lovebirds were spotted celebrating his mom’s 50th birthday in Atlantic City, New Jersey. “Jenni and Zack seemed very happy and had a wonderful time celebrating,” a source told Life & Style exclusively.

“They all enjoyed dinner at Martorano’s, which is one of the top Italian restaurants in Atlantic City, and one of the Jersey Shore fam’s faves,” the insider continued. “The restaurant put together a special menu for the occasion and reserved the private dining room for them.”

We don’t know about y’all, but it certainly sounds like Jenni and Zach are going to go the distance! Keep up with that diet, you two. *Wink, wink.*