In the latest installment of "My name's Jessica Simpson and I'm the hottest I've ever looked," the former pop star took to her Instagram yesterday to unveil a couple of sultry and bizarre black-and-white photos.
The mother-of-two, who's been very open about her weight woes over the past several years, took to the social media site to show off her even slimmer body!
In one snap, Jess rocks a black dress with fringe sleeves. But it's not the ensemble we're staring at — it's her insanely toned legs. Seriously, will you train us girl?
"FRINGE #happyholidays," the beauty captioned the pic.
Another shot shows Mrs. Eric Johnson doing a strange pose on the floor while looking in a mirror because of course. You do remember this weird impromptu shoot, right?
"Mirrors and Fringe," she appropriately wrote. (Again, look at her gams — that's a thigh gap Beyonce would appreciate.)
Sure, they're slightly strange, but home girl looks good so keep at it, J Simps — do ya thang!