Are you ready for the most obvious confession ever?! Kim Kardashian was PHOTOSHOPPED!

Gasp! It's true. The editor of Paper magazine, Mickey Boardman — who published those naked pics of Kim's EVE-RY-THING — admitted the publication retouched the reality star's pictures. You don't say!

“Every cover of every magazine is airbrushed on some level, but what I will say, is that is her butt," Boardman told Us Weekly of the shoot.

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"It is not padded. It is not augmented. That is all really her. But, yes, there was retouching to clean things up and make things look amazing. That’s what retouching is. It’s not building an a– that isn’t there or taking 50 pounds off the waist,” he added to the mag.

Yeah, it's not the butt we were concerned about — though it's VERY large — it was the Barbie doll-like waist that had us confused and crying 'photoshop!'

Scroll down to see more Kardashian photo mishaps (though most of them involve Kim and Kim alone).