It’s a very Bravo Christmas for these Real Housewives superfans! Bryce Carson and his boyfriend Matthew Kluge used their love of all things housewives to put together the most epic Christmas tree that pays homage to all your favorites (past and present) and one-season wonders.

“My boyfriend and I wanted to create a tree that would be special to us,” Bryce tells Life & Style exclusively about the inspiration for the one-of-a-kind tree. “Matthew loves a kitschy tree and I prefer something themed and precise… The Real Housewives have been a huge bonding experience for us. We will always carve time out of our schedules to watch them and we love each and every franchise, well not New Jersey, so what better for our tree?” Watch the video below to see the tree in all its Bravo glory!

The tree features ornaments of all the over 100 housewives’ faces and ranks the famous ladies from naughty to nice. Divided into five tiers, the top tier includes MVPs Luann de Lesseps, Lisa Vanderpump, and Shannon Beador while at the bottom you can find RHOBH stars Kim and Kyle Richards because according to Bryce, “the Richards sisters will always get a lump of coal from us.” How can you not love the holiday pettiness?

The ornaments took about three to four hours to make and Bryce explains that the couple’s family and friends think it’s totally insane but perfect for them. Some housewives even reached out to show their love for the tree, with Real Housewives of Dallas star D’Andra Simmons even asking for her ornament (Bryce made sure to send her the whole RHOD cast)! And don’t think Bryce left out the international housewives — he made sure to include his personal favorites from Melbourne and Auckland.

To complete the tree, the place of honor at the top of the tree went to the one and only Dorinda Medley of RHONY fame. “I don’t think we had a choice on making anyone else the topper! Dorinda is the true Queen of Christmas,” Bryce adds. “No other housewife has ever been as into the holiday as Dorinda.” We’re obsessed.

Keep scrolling for a complete breakdown of how the tree is divided.

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Shannon Beador, Lisa Vanderpump, and Luann de Lesseps.

Tier 1

Shannon Beador, Luann de Lesseps, Bethenny Frankel, LeeAnne Locken, Ramona Singer, Gilda Kirkpatrick, Ronnie Negus, Lydia Schiavello, Lea Black, Gina Liano, Ester Dohnalová, Lauren Simon, Dorinda Medley, and Lisa Vanderpump.

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NeNe Leakes, Jill Zarin, and D’Andra Simmons.

Tier 2

Kelly Dodd, Gamble Breaux, Christina Kiesel, Danielle Staub, Michelle Blanchard, Carole Radziwill, Gretchen Rossi, Pettifleur Berenger, Camille Grammer, Dawn Ward, Kim Zolciak-Biermann, Kandi Burruss, Tamra Judge, Jill Zarin, NeNe Leakes, Shereé Whitfield, Phaedra Parks, Kenya Moore, Michaele Salahi, Victoria Rees, D’Andra Simmons, and Adriana de Moura.

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Teresa Giudice Erika Girardi, and Sonja Morgan.

Tier 3

Teresa Giudice, Stephanie Hollman, Lisa Rinna, Sonja Morgan, Brandi Glanville, Janet Roach, Louise Wallace, Alexia Echevarria, Heather Thomson, Taylor Armstrong, Roxy Earle, Seema Malhotra, Stacey Forsey, Lynne Curtin, Nicole O’Neil, Lauri Peterson, Heather Dubrow, Meghan King Edmonds, Kelly Killoren Bensimon, Tinsley Mortimer, Leanne Brown, Tanya Bardsley, Aviva Drescher, Caroline Manzo, Melissa Gorga, Mary Amons, Lynda Erkiletian, Cat Ommanney, Matty Samaei, Athena X Levendi, Krissy Marsh, Lisa Oldfield, Kara Alloway, Anne Batley-Burton, Mary Zilba, Jody Claman, Katie Rost, and Erika Girardi.

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Porsha Williams, Vicki Gunvalson, and Siggy Flicker.

Tier 4

Vicki Gunvalson, Siggy Flicker, Dorit Kemsley, Eileen Davidson, Cynthia Bailey, Venus Behbahani-Clark, Cary Deuber, Marysol Patton, Adrienne Maloof, Jeana Keough, Tammy Knickerbocker, Alex McCord, Peggy Tanous, Claudia Jordan, Jules Wainstein, Porsha Williams, Jacqueline Laurita, Dina Manzo, Kathy Wakile, Joan Kelley Walker, Gregoriane “Grego” Minot, Ann Kaplan Mulholland, Rachel Lugo, Chyka Keebaugh, Ioulia Reynolds, Reiko Mackenzie, Nermina Pieters-Mekic, Kameron Westcott, Brandi Redmond, Monique Samuels, Charrisse Jackson-Jordan, Karen Huger, Ashley Darby, Gizelle Bryant, Joanna Krupa, Lisa Hochstein, and Kathryn Edwards.

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Yolanda Hadid, Kyle Richards, and Larsa Pippen.

Tier 5

Kimberly Bryant, Jo De La Rosa, Julia Sloane, Melissa Tkautz, Teresa Aprea, Amber Marchese, Nicole Napolitano, Carlton Gebbia, Joyce Giraud de Ohoven, Kim Fields, Quinn Fry, Peggy Sulahian, Kim Richards, Kyle Richards, Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave, Larsa Pippen, Cristy Rice, Lydia McLaughlin, Susie McLean, Sally Bloomfield, Cindy Barshop, Angela Stone, Lisa Wu, Kristen Taekman, Dolores Catania, Margaret Josephs, Stacie Scott Turner, Jana Webb, Jackie Gillies, Andrea Moss, Robin Reichman, Amanda Hansen, Yolanda Hadid, Tiffany Hendra, Robyn Dixon, Ana Quincoces, and Karent Sierra.