With every horrifying revelation that came in 2017, there was at least three limited edition Starbucks drinks to properly distract us. It feels like centuries since the mythical Unicorn Frappucino hit stores everywhere, delighting or disgusting a nation (depending on your love of magic and frivolity). And yet the Unicorn Frapp was only the most retina-searing of Starbucks' novelty drinks. Let's take a stroll down memory lane to revisit the beverages we've loved, lost, or completely forgotten.

Oh, and official beverages only. That try-hard Mermaid Frappucino is not canon, guys.