Can February 8 come sooner, please! Earlier this week, Ariana Grande took to Instagram to reveal the full track list for her new album. As it stands, we already know that the singer, 25, references her ex-fiancé, Pete Davidson, in the song “Thank U, Next.” The question is, however, are there any other songs on the album about her former flame? Well, y’all, get ready, because we have a theory for you!
There are two tracks on Thank U, Next titled “Fake Smile” and “NASA.” At first glance, it’s hard to imagine how either of those could possibly be about the SNL star, 25, but just you wait. Remember when Ari and Pete went to the 2018 VMAs together? Of course you do — the pictures were everywhere! The once-lovebirds packed on the PDA like crazy on the red carpet. There was one snapshot, though that made their romance seem a little, er, less than perfect. We bring you Exhibit A:
Time to analyze! For starters, and perhaps the most obvious clue of all, Pete is wearing a sweatshirt that says NASA … you know, like the name of the freakin’ song! That can’t be a coincidence. Ariana may be rich and powerful, but we guarantee she doesn’t have the clout to travel to space. Secondly, look at her smile. Does it seem genuine to you? Hell no! In fact, someone call Merriam Webster and ask them if they need a visual representation under the definition of fake smile because this photo fits the bill!
Last but not least, Pete’s teeth are fake. No, we’re not kidding. He has veneers … really big veneers, actually. So technically speaking, he literally has a fake smile. TBH, that last one is a bit of stretch, we admit it, OK? That said, the other clues are on point. Only three more weeks until we can know for sure.
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