Odds are, if you're talking to Kim Kardashian, she's going to bring up her body. Girlfriend is OBSESSED with that thing -- and it seems like she can't control her urge to talk about it. It's like word vomit.
Sure, the 33-year-old has a bangin' bod, but it doesn't always need to be the topic of conversation. We have EYES, Kim. We can see your butt, and we know how big it is, don't worry.
Check out 8 of Kim's most self-absorbed comments about her body.