12 Brittany Pierce Quotes That Still Make Us Laugh Out Loud

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Feb 23, 2017 5:19 pm·

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As much as we loved watching the cast of Glee, there was always one character who had us doing spit-takes from laughter. That person was none other than former Cheerio and mommy to Lord Tubbington, Brittany Pierce!

Though she often came across as the dim-witted cheerleader, she was never afraid to speak her mind and offer some words of advice with her classic poker face. So of course, we thought it would be fitting to round up her most brilliant one-liners that still make us laugh out loud to this day.

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Click through the gallery to see some of Brittany's most memorable quotes!

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“I was pretty sure Dr. Pepper was a dentist.”

Woops! It looks like that didn't turn out so well.

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“Maybe it's our job as young, hot progressives to educate older, scary farts.”

If we won't do it, then who will?

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“Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?”

How did we miss this in school?

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“The key is to use your curling iron in the bathtub to keep you from being burnt.”

Just make sure you don't turn the water on!

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“I just don’t understand the difference between an egg with a baby chicken inside of it and an egg with an egg in it.”

It's not just you, Britt. We totally get confused by this too.

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“Heart attacks are just from loving too much.”

Does this mean we'll get a heart attack from loving Glee too much?

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“The way to get a man to follow you forever? Take his virginity. Seriously, Madonna like wrote a song about it.”

Well, Madonna is a legend after all.

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“Tough love feels a lot like mean.”

We understand the feeling!

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“Sour Patch Kids are just Gummy Bears that turned to drugs.”

LOL. And they're so tasty!

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“When I pulled my hamstring, I went to a misogynist.”

A doctor might've been a better idea.

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“A unicorn is someone who knows he's popular, but isn't afraid to show it.”

Does this mean that famous stars are actually unicorns in disguise?

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“I get my information from Woody Woodpecker cartoons.”

Seems legit!

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