Stay away from her new beau! Jordyn Woods and her BFF Megan Thee Stallion had the most hilarious exchange over the model’s new “man” on Instagram. The fitness influencer shared a photo of herself in lingerie with her surprising “bae” hanging out in the background. Spoiler: It’s Santa.

“My man got mad at me because he said I never post him so here’s #bae,” the 22-year-old captioned a series of mirror selfies of herself wearing a skimpy white lace tank top and matching shorts. In the background, a large Santa statue can be seen checking her out .. and looking very jolly.

Jordyn Woods Poses With Her Man Santa
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“I asked him what list he thinks y’all will make this year and most of y’all are on the naughty list. When you see him, you see me. Don’t be askin’ me for no favors either once you find out this my man,” her silly caption continued. Not a bad choice in boyfriend for December! Although, he’s probably always working.

Jordyn Woods Posts Hilarious Photo of Her Man Who is Santa
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Of course, Jordyn’s pal Megan couldn’t help but get in on the joke. “You know that’s my man … I’m outside and you need to let him out!” the 24-year-old rapper commented.

Unfortunately for the “All Dat” artist, the SECND NTURE designer was holding on to her man tight. “He said you’ll be alright you got foe [sic] and he don’t [sic] wanna leave with you! He stayin’ with me,” Jordyn responded.

Jordyn Woods and Megan Thee Stallion Joke About Her Man Santa On Instagram
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Even the starlet’s mom, Elizabeth Woods, loved the joke. “I can’t with you … I am coming for my selfie with him,” she wrote.

The gorgeous starlet has seemingly been living her best life lately. Life & Style exclusively caught up with Jordyn about this new chapter since parting ways with her former BFF Kylie Jenner after her tryst with Khloé Kardashian‘s baby daddy, Tristan Thompson.

“I feel like I grow every single day. I feel like life just throws you,” she told LS exclusively at the launch of her new fitness brand,  on November 3. “Everything that happens is a learning experience. I think I just . I’m finding out what makes me happy and what I like to do.”

Although she went through some drama this year, Jordyn came out stronger on the other side. However, it looks like she’s still on Santa’s ~naughty~ list.