Finally, you can make the Kim Kardashian crying face part of your seasonal aesthetic. New, old or contorted over a five-minute marriage, there are few things that look like a Kardashian’s face… except, OK, maybe other Kardashian faces. But their best expressions and non-expressions are truly worthy of the constant cameras, captured for all of us to enjoy until the end of time.
If you’re planning a lazy Kardashian Halloween costume and have no intention of picking up a lip or contour kit, that Kardashian glow may be complicated to replicate. The good news is that we harvested some ~klassic~ Kardashian expressions and turned them into Halloween masks!
Kim Kardashian Crying Face
There are so many good ones to choose from, and we could’ve dedicated an entire post to Kim’s crying faces alone, but we think this remains the most meme-able look of all.
Kourtney Kardashian Face
Kourtney suffers from light resting bitch face, but let’s not get basic about that. This is a particularly great expression from the time Kourtney showed us peasants how to eat a Kit-Kat, an exotic delicacy that she and Kim dissect with their mouths piece by piece. Grab a bar and go as the ultimate couples’ costume: Kourtney Kardashian and Kit-Kat. Kourt and Scott are so 2007.
Khloé Kardashian Filler Face
We’ve discussed high and low that Khloé has a new face recently, and that makes us feel a lot of things. Like, we’re definitely proud of her bod, but sometimes we Google image search “Khloé Kardashian season one” and “Memories” starts to play in our heads.
This painful looking mug is from the time Khloé went a little too Botox-hard, an instance that had her later steeped in regrets (understandably).
Kris Jenner Allergic Reaction Face
Want to look seriously haggard? Let’s flashback to when Kris Jenner‘s face puffed up during her stay in the Dominican Republic. Rough morning for everyone (except for a cackling Kim who was filling her camera roll with her mom’s swollen face). It’s weird to think that Kris’ puffy lips probably served as the inspiration for Kylie’s whole lewk. Speaking of which …
Kylie Jenner Green Hair Mask
We don’t know what’s happening here, and we don’t know how you’re going to see, but we can vouch that the FrankenKylie is 10/10.
Kim Kardashian Elated Face
Or actually TBH we’re not 110 percent sure what this face is, but we are here for it. Happy haunting, Kardashian fans!