Kim Kardashian Gets THE Makeover Of Her Life From North West And Dream Kardashian

The makeup mogul took to her Instagram stories over the weekend to showcase the new makeup and her two little prodigies, North and Dream, were ready to take Kim to the next level with this makeover. In the first snap, North proclaims that the first step in this makeover is foundation, which either she or Kim proceed to spill on grandma Kris Jenner’s carpet. Ladies, you’ve only just started. Get it together, here.

After the foundation/carpet snafu, North packs on the product while she adds foundation to Kim’s face in the next snap. Kim’s reaction is pretty priceless, and I’m rooting for her to get a daytime Emmy, TBH. “It’s about blending, boo,” she deadpans to North as the five-year-old basically bashes her face in with KKW Beauty’s version of a Beauty Blender.

The next two snaps are possibly the quickest and most hilarious chain of events throughout this whole epic saga. North starts to use Kim’s new eyeliner to draw a cute, although useless, KKW on Kim’s cheek.

Next thing we know, Northie is scream-crying on the floor and Kim’s apologizing profusely while showing the smudged KKW on her cheek: “I moved, I moved, I’m sorry. I didn’t know it would cause this much of big deal, my makeup artists don’t usually act this way!” Yeah, we DIED.

After North’s meltdown, Kim brings us right back on schedule: “Okay, guys, we’re back, and we’re sharpening…” North really takes her mom’s direction in stride and it’s pretty cute to see them go back and forth with each other. One of the best moments here is when Kim tells North, “You’re such a good makeup artist,” to which North bellows, “No, I’m not!”

Kim shows off North’s final look and it’s pretty goth chic, honestly. Ever the smart businesswoman, Kim uses the opportunity to plug her new set once again, before little miss Dream, brother Rob Kardashian’s daughter, swoops in for a few final touches.

Dream is a little heavy handed with the highlighter and blush, and at one point Kim even has to show her exactly where it goes. Look, Kim, give the girl a break –– we can’t all be Mario here!

Okay, level with us: does this approximately one and a half minute saga make you want to run out immediately and buy the new KKW Beauty Glam Bible set? If it comes with these kids (and maybe the option to hand them back during tantrums), we’re in.