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Happy Birthday, Kristin Cavallari! In honor of the reality star’s 32nd trip around the sun, we’re breaking down her most iconic lines over the years. Get ready for some serious nostalgia, y’all. Scroll through the gallery below to see them all.
“I have no sympathy for you because you let it happen to yourself,” Kristin to her BFF Jessica during Season 2 of Laguna Beach.
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No, For Real, Brutal Honesty Should Be Her Middle Name!
“People may say that I’m a b—h, but at least I’m honest and I’m not trying to be something that I’m not,” Kristin clapped back during an episode of The Hills.
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She’s A Great Friend, Even If She Makes You Cry…
“Jessica, he’s cheating on you! Take it from someone who used to cheat on her boyfriend. Those are signs of him cheating!” Kristen belted out during yet another iconic episode of Laguna.
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Kristin Was Basically The Shakespeare Of ‘Laguna Beach’!
Do you remember everyone and their mother using the word “dunzo” back in the mid-2000s? Yeah, that was Kristin. “My car is dunzo,” she exclaimed on the highway as her jeep’s engine started smoking. LOL.
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She’s Pretty Solid When It Comes To Analogies…
“I’m sorry that I walked up here and was saying hi to my friends and you guys came at me like f—–g piranhas,” the now-mother-of-three screamed at Audrina Patridge and Stephanie Pratt during one of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag’s parties.
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Kristin Knows How To Keep A Secret…
OK, so she didn’t exactly coin the phrase “what happens in Cabo, stays in Cabo,” but hearing her use it as an 18-year-old on Laguna Beach was pretty darn iconic, if you ask us.
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How Can Someone So Small, Be So Mighty?
“It’s gonna be like this? Is it gonna be like this? ‘Cause if it’s gonna be like this, it’s f—–g on, b—h!” Man, we can’t for The Hills reboot for more classic lines like this.
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Kristin’s Knowledgable On Love…
“The one guy that you can’t get, you’ll always have a thing for,” the beauty surmised during an episode of The Hills. Sigh. She’s so wise.
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She Can Hurt You Feelings Without Even Cursing…
Of course, we couldn’t leave out her assessment of Lauren (AKA LC) Conrad: “I just think she’s kind of a little brat. She’s a little princess. Princess Lauren.”
