Flashback FridayThe Best Quotes From ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’ Very First Episode!

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Aug 5, 2016 3:36 pm·

By Allison Cacich

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"I think she has a little junk in the trunk!" — Kris Jenner about Kim Kardashian.

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"I am starving." — Kim's first words on KUWTK.

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"When I first heard about Kim’s tape, as her mother, I wanted to kill her. But as her manager, I knew that I had a job to do, and I really just wanted her to move past it." — Kris on Kim's sex tape.

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"You want to know what the life of a male when you have little girls is? They just love their daddy, everything is great, and then they hit about 12. But then you know what happens? Your wife hits menopause. That’s the life of a male right there." — Bruce (now Caitlyn) Jenner.

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"Are you drunk?" — Khloé Kardashian.

"We just came to fix the party." — Kris.

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"The princess is in the building!" — Kim.

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"There’s a lot of baggage that comes with us. But it’s like Louis Vuitton baggage. You always want it." — Kim.

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"My sisters say I’m a b–ch, but I always have their best interests at heart." — Khloé.

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"I would just like to say, thank god you had a vasectomy a couple of years ago." — Khloé to Bruce.

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"Are you trying to push me onto Kylie or Kendall?" — Scott Disick to Kris when she asks him about his age gap with Kourtney Kardashian.

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"Why did you make a sex tape?" — Kourtney pretending to be Tyra Banks.

"Because I was horny and I felt like it." — Kim.

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"I hope you have your eyes on me, because I will never do anything to disrespect your daughter." — Scott to Kris (that worked out well).

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"I obviously made it, I need to take responsibility for what I’ve done. I have little sisters who I’ve had to explain myself to. I need to try to teach them what not to do." — Kim talking about her sex tape on The Tyra Banks Show.

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"Kylie I just don’t think that’s appropriate." — Bruce to Kylie Jenner after she plays on a stripper pole.

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"42 carats. $1.2 million." — jewelry saleswoman.

"That’s not so bad." — Kim.

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"You're such a whore." — Khloé to Kim.

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