Because famed DJ Calvin Harris and his insanely hot body didn’t always look THIS good. Daaaaayum boooooy.

This is Calvin Harris seven years ago. WHAT. THE. WHAT.

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Today, this is Calvin Harris and his perfectly chiseled face that resembles Ryan Gosling's.

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This is Calvin Harris in 2007. This is pre-“We Found Love,” “I Need Your Love” and basically any other hit song on the radio today. This is not a joke. We repeat: This is not a joke.

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This is the same person in 2014. He's now a model for Armani — and we’ve never wanted to be a turntable so badly.

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This is more than likely how Rita Ora’s reacting to seeing her ex look as mighty fine as he does right now. BIG mistake, girl — HUGE.

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As for our reaction…

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Just like Calvin Holy Hotness, these nine other stars didn’t look as stunning pre-fame — proving furthermore that money and status do work some serious magic.