It’s your favorite day of the year: You’ve planned the ultimate Bachelorette premiere viewing party. You’ve checked out all the contestants and filled out your bracket. Everyone is ready to reveal who they think will win this season … but wait! You still don’t have the perfect funny-but-clever name for your Bachelor fantasy league! Not to worry, Bachelor Nation, Life & Style has put together a list of suggestions, and it might just be the most dramatic list ever, if we do say so ourselves. Pick your favorite name below, and if you’ve decided to skip the brackets this year, you can see the spoilers, here!
Here for the Wine Reasons
Fool Me Juance, Shame On You! — Who wouldn’t be wooed by Juan Pablo Galavis’ initial charm? We can’t blame her.
What’s the Big Dale? — Meet Clare’s contestant Dale Moss here.
All About That Bach
You Can Show Yosef Out — Because Clare’s contestant Yosef Aborady seems like a real jerk.
Group Date Drama
Not Here To Make Friends — Because someone will almost definitely say this.
Only Here To Make Friends — And also this, after they get cut.
Can We Steal You For A Sec?
Double the Bachelorettes, Double the Drama — We can’t wait to see how it all goes down!
More Like Rosé Ceremony
Clare-ly Here for Love
The Most Dramatic Season Ever (For Real This Time)
No Way, Rosé
Eazy Street — Meet Clare’s contestant named Eazy.
The Emperor’s New Rose
Pack Your Bags
Tay All the Way!
The Remaining Suitcase — The contestants always know who gets sent home on a 2-on-1 when producers take one of their bags.
Private Concert Awkward Dance — Always a cringeworthy moment.
I’d Like to Make You Moynes — Meet Clare’s hunky contestant, Blake Moynes.
Crying On Group Dates
Good Golly, Clare Crawley!
Rose Before Bros — Our personal fave.
The Final Rosé
Don’t Be a Hater, Fall for Tayshia!
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