Meet 28-year-old (we know) Valeria Lukyanova a.k.a. the self-proclaimed Human Barbie.
Yes, she is a real, living and breathing person. And, yes, she makes Courtney Stodden look like a saint.
Valeria uploaded a video of herself, giving viewers a sneak peek at what it's like to live in Barbie world. (Cue that awesome - yet awful - Aqua song.)
She jogs! She jumps! She parades her barely-there waist in front a mirror! Seriously, she's the jack of all trades. What a talent.
But she doesn't talk in the clip, which is OK -- because she recently said things like this:
"Ethnicities are mixing now, so there's degeneration, and it didn't used to be like that," she told recently GQ. "Remember how many beautiful women there were in the 1950s and 1960s, without any surgery? And now, thanks to degeneration, we have this."
Anyway, as we said, yes, she's real. And so are these many Instagram portraits: