10 Hilarious Photos That Perfectly Explain What It’s Like to Work With House

Don't expect to get a straight answer.

"Why's Foreman quitting? "He wants to breed llamas." "Interesting."

Always be specific, otherwise you're just asking to be the punchline.

"We got rectal bleeding." "What, all of you?"

And always anticipate a snarky response.

"Men should grow up." "Yeah, and dogs should stop licking themselves. It's not gonna happen."

Jokes? He's got a lot of them.

"What makes a guy start drooling?" "Chase, were you wearing your short shorts?"

And there's no shortage of immature comments.

"It was my idea!" "Neh! Neh! Neh!"

Stating the obvious around House is a big mistake.

"Are you being intentionally dense?" "HUH?"

As is showering him with compliments. It won't work.

"There's only one thing you can say to keep me from firing you." "We're sorry. "I love you." "Wrong."

Always err on the side of caution when he compliments you.

"You have pretty hair."

His best advice? Listen to what he says.

"You were right about the heart. Should have listened to you." "The correct phrasing would be: I should always listen to you."

And expect the unexpected.

"I quit." "You can't quit." "I think you're confusing me with Jake Gyllenhaal."

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