There's no one quite like House on TV, and we're pretty sure the same holds true in real-life, as well. From his sarcastic responses to his unexpected demeanor, it's safe to say that working for Dr. House would be quite an experience .
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Click through the gallery to see some of the hilarious things you could expect to happen if you worked for him.
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Don't expect to get a straight answer.
"Why's Foreman quitting? "He wants to breed llamas." "Interesting."
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Always be specific, otherwise you're just asking to be the punchline.
"We got rectal bleeding." "What, all of you?"
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And always anticipate a snarky response.
"Men should grow up." "Yeah, and dogs should stop licking themselves. It's not gonna happen."
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Jokes? He's got a lot of them.
"What makes a guy start drooling?" "Chase, were you wearing your short shorts?"
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And there's no shortage of immature comments.
"It was my idea!" "Neh! Neh! Neh!"
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Stating the obvious around House is a big mistake.
"Are you being intentionally dense?" "HUH?"
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As is showering him with compliments. It won't work.
"There's only one thing you can say to keep me from firing you." "We're sorry. "I love you." "Wrong."
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Always err on the side of caution when he compliments you.
"You have pretty hair."
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His best advice? Listen to what he says.
"You were right about the heart. Should have listened to you." "The correct phrasing would be: I should always listen to you."
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And expect the unexpected.
"I quit." "You can't quit." "I think you're confusing me with Jake Gyllenhaal."