While most of us tend to hold our tongues in tense and awkward moments, Dr. House is the one character who’s never afraid to dish out some snarky comebacks. Whether he’s with a difficult patient or trying to figure out a diagnosis with his team, he just can’t resist blurting out a sarcastic comment.

But can you imagine how amazing it would feel to use his quotes as text responses in real life? After all, House does have a knack for saying exactly what’s on our minds, and we can’t think of a better way to use those classic one-liners!

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Click through the gallery to see the best House comebacks that would make awesome text responses.