Gwyneth Paltrow and her mouth: The gifts that keep on giving.
In the latest installment of "How to Make Every Woman Roll Their Eyes at You," the 42-year-old actress has claimed she's naturally beautiful and refuses to wear makeup — unless she's, like, filming...duh!
"The morning is definitely not the time when I look in the mirror. I don’t tend to wear much makeup either," she says in a new interview. "If I’m working, I’ll wear a lot, obviously, but in my own life I’m very much a mascara and lip gloss kind of person."
Oooooh, you do, Gwyneth?
Let's continue, shall we?
"I’m not the type to look in the mirror and study my looks. God no! I’d rather die than be studying my face like that!" she exclaimed to the Stylist UK.
Do you hear that, folks? She would rather DIE than look in the mirror. DIE. Just like she'd rather DIE than “let my kid eat Cup-A-Soup.” She really just throws around the word "DIE" like it means nothing.
With that being said, scroll through the gallery below to remember the eight times she's more than likely made you want to punch a pillow.