10 of the Best Things the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Guys Have Said About Their Beards

Updated: Oct 20, 2017 11:57 am

By Virginia Van de Wall

It's no secret that the Duck Dynasty guys cherish their beards – after all, it takes a while to grown something that thick and enormous. Fellow beard growers understand.

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Click through the gallery to see 10 of the best things they've ever said about their beards.

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"Beard jokes are a lot like Yo Mama jokes."

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"A man is only as good as the beard that wears him."

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"The beard is the piggy bank of the human anatomy. It's like a taste savings account, you go revisit it later."

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"I figured the beard was a dead giveaway that I'm a grown man"

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"You never insult a man's beard. You're fixin' to get either thunder or lightenin'… either one."

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"If you wear a beard, you have to be ready to defend your manhood at a moment's notice."

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"There are two kinds of people without beards —boys and women. I am neither."

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"I'm picking creatures out of my beard on a regular basis."

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"Use your beard for something more than decoration."

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"Once you're married all bets are off and you can basically look like this."

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