Actors Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher stole our hearts playing Jackie Burkhart and Michael Kelso on That ’70s Show — and since they portrayed the cute couple on-screen, their real-life love has blossomed and they’re now one adorable Hollywood duo. 

So, when Mila revealed new details about her honeymoon with Ashton following their July 2015 wedding, we ate up every detail. However, Mila confessed that their trip was actually far from romantic because they spent it with their then 10-month-old daughter, Wyatt, along with Ashton’s parents and (casually) “almost died!”

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“Eight hours into our RV trip, and this continues, our air conditioner breaks in Bakersfield in 110 degree weather,” Mila said during a recent Tonight Show appearance. “We almost died on the side of the road when Apple Maps took us on a road… It wasn’t a road, it was a fire road on the side of a mountain.”

When Mila thought the vacation couldn’t get any worse, she was wrong. On day two of their honeymoon, she revealed they had another near-death experience when their RV wouldn’t start. “We all had to jump out of the vehicle and walk for like, three miles while my father-in-law drove the van and Ashton navigated him over massive boulders because there had just been a massive flood,” she shared. “Guys, this was like, day two.”

Luckily Mila and her family still made it to their destination in one piece — but not even that was what she expected. The Spy Who Dumped Me actress recalled giving Ashton’s mom the task of finding an RV park for their last stop but instead of using the internet, she used old guidebooks to choose a spot. 

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“She’s like, ‘We’ll end in Napa, it’ll be beautiful,’ I was like, ‘You know what, what could go wrong?’ Lemme tell you. An RV park not in Napa, but an hour outside of Napa with two prisons, okay? Yes guys, that is where our RV trip ended. And my husband looked at me and goes, ‘I quit,’ and I’m like, ‘Me too,'” Mila shared. Hopefully Mila and Ashton’s next vacation will go as planned!