Ah, to be North West.
Sure, she's not even two-years-old and has hardly mastered the English language yet, but chances are, she's better than you, us and basically everyone in every single way possible.
Don't believe it? Just watch — and take a little gander at Kim Kardashian's Instagram page, will ya? And remind yourself of all of the things that YOU don't get to do ... because you're not the spawn of Kim and Kanye West.
Life just isn't fair.
She gets to go to the zoo with a mother who tries to steal the show in skin-tight leather pants and a father who tries desperately not to smile.
Side note: Do they just hand the camera to someone and pretend like they're not paying attention? WTF is that about?