Unfortunately, Patrick Schwarzenegger, Kim Kardashian and these celebrities made us shudder when they deemed cornrows, and, in some cases, braids, a good idea. Newsflash — it wasn't a good idea.
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Patrick Schwarzenegger — Spring Break 2014
Turns out it wasn't the scandalous photos with another girl that put a rift in his relationship with Miley Cyrus — it's because she saw this and immediately ran away to Texas.
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Kim Kardashian — December 2010
We'd rather watch her sex tape over and over and over again…before having to relive this disaster.
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Justin Timberlake — May 2000
You may hate us but it ain't no lie, we're so friggin' happy you said bye, bye, bye…to those God awful braids.
On his fashion regrets, he says, "The cornrows I wore with ’N Sync. That was pretty bad."
We feel you, dude.
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Jared Leto — March 2001
Our thoughts exactly, Jordan Catalano.
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Tyra Banks — March 2003
Girl, no.
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Axl Rose — June 2003
Take me down to the paradise city, where the grass is green and…and a hairstyle like this is far from pretty.
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Christina Aguilera — February 2001
Oh, are you trying to distract us from your multicolored, ridiculous cornrow-dread combo with your insane cleavage? Because it ain't working.
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David Beckham — May 2003
Proof that one of the most attractive men on the planet CAN look like a total doucher.
"I think the cornrows were something a bit different, but I was in holiday mode when I had them done – I was with a friend who’s a hairdresser and who’s very good at cornrows. So I thought, 'Why not do that?'" he explained. "I think I’d had a glass of wine or two."
More like the whole damn bottle.
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Juliette Lewis — March 1992
Brad Pitt dated her during this experimental and tragic hair time — so kudos to her for that.
"I though I was a real renegade and I still think I am!" she said about the, um, unconventional look. "That's badass. Who wears cornrows to the Oscars?"