Remember when there was just one Human Barbie clawing for our attention? Life was much simpler then. Now, we've got at least a dozen girls who idolize the plastic icon so much that they'll go to extreme lengths to look like her.

But the two dominating our newsfeeds at the moment may be the most hardcore of the bunch, what with one being the "original" Human Barbie and the other touting an inconceivable 20-inch waist.

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On the one hand, you have Valeria Lukyanova, a 29-year-old Ukrainian model whose Instagram and Facebook pages are pretty much filled with shots of her abs — oh, and a token snake-charming photo because everyone knows that Barbie needs a hobby.

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Lukyanova has admitted to getting her breasts done, but insists that the rest of her is plastic-surgery free (your nose may tell a different story, honey).

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Then we have newbie Angelica Kenova, a 26-year-old from Moscow, Russia, who's claiming that her super-tiny waist and 32E cup size are all natural. But in a Norman Bates-esque twist, her parents, whom she lives with, dress her and dictate what she can eat.

"Growing up, my parents raised me like a princess and never let me go out, date boys or have the usual adult experiences," she told the Daily Mail of her unique (and creepy) situation.

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So, which one has forever ruined Barbies for you? We'd say it's a tie!

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