Remember when Madonna threw the universe into a frenzy when she teased that Katy Perry, Beyoncé and Miley Cyrus and basically every other living celebrity were going to be in her new music video for "Bitch I'm Madonna"?
Well, it's been released on Tidal (::rolls eyes::) — and it's pretty lackluster to say the least.
Sure, yeah, those stars are in it ... for a whopping three seconds a piece. Considering how it's pieced together, it appears they each filmed their bit separately ... while mouthing the words "Bitch I'm Madonna" because what else would the world's most famous and rich individuals be doing????????
We Go Hard Or We Go Home! Full #BITCHIMMADONNA video premiering on @TIDALHiFi now!! http://t.co/JPoVLsoJv0 pic.twitter.com/2EL7XI5qDz— Madonna (@Madonna) June 17, 2015
We Go Hard Or We Go Home! Full #BITCHIMMADONNA video premiering on @TIDALHiFi now!! http://t.co/JPoVLsoJv0 pic.twitter.com/2EL7XI5qDz
The only ones who are seen in the flesh alongside Madge? Rita Ora (ugh, really?), Chris Rock (random) and Diplo (yawn). Oh, we should also mention it appears that Nicki Minaj — who's actually FEATURED on the track — also filmed her part separately. HOW IS THAT EVEN "BAD BLOOD" STATUS???
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FYI, Kanye West also makes an "appearance."
You have to be a TIDAL subscriber in order to watch the clip. In the words of Regina George, "STOP TRYING TO MAKE TIDAL HAPPEN." For those of you who don't have an account, check out a preview of the Jonas Åkerlund-directed vid below:
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