We have a dental situation, y’all. On Dec. 18, Jersey Shore star Vinny Guadagnino took to Instagram to reveal that he got his teeth fixed and we’ve got to say… his chompers look fantastic! “A few weeks ago, I posted that there were some small corrections that I wanted to make with my smile,” Vinny began his caption.

“My bottom teeth were crooked, you couldn’t see my sides, the color was off etc.,” he continued. “When having only subtle changes that you want to make, it makes it very important to go to the right dentist because if you just walk into any dentist office, you may walk out with an extreme difference and a mouth full of chiclets. Your smile is everything and the detail and aesthetics of the teeth is very important,” the 31-year-old added.  

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A few weeks ago I posted that there were some small corrections that I wanted to make with my smile. My bottom teeth were crooked, you couldn’t see my sides , the color was off etc…when having only subtle changes that you want to make, it makes it very important to go to the right dentist because if you just walk into any dentist office, you may walk out with an extreme difference and a mouth full of chiclets . Your smile is everything and the detail and aesthetics of the teeth is very important . My man @doctorapa fixed my smile over just a few weeks and I’m so happy with the result. It looks like I had braces and got my teeth whitened but there are actually 20 porcelain veneers up in that bitch meticulously sculpted by an awesome ceramist. They aren’t just a white block, they have color and transparency to them. Most importantly , it looks NATURAL. I know you guys will find a reason to complain and hate in the comments for some reason or another … but just know as you do , I’m going to be smiling at it . _ PS: for the trolls saying I got Botox in the second picture , i legit have the same wrinkles in the 1st and 2nd pic. It’s a lighter photo you fucktards.

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You guys don’t think he’s talking about Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Deena Cortese, and Angelina Pivarnick when he references the chiclet teeth, do you? *Raises eyebrows.* Moving on, Vinny concluded his novel-length caption by thanking his dentist. He also added a P.S. that read: “For the trolls saying I got Botox in the second picture, I legit have the same wrinkles in the [first] and [second] pic. It’s a lighter photo you f–ktards.” 

Speaking of trolls, Vinny’s bestie Pauly DelVecchio didn’t appreciate his bro’s long AF caption. “Vin, can you read this to me?? If I read this caption, you will have to pay me for my time,” the 38-year-old quipped. Jenni “JWoww” Farley also chimed in with: “I’m bored… can you send me the cliff notes??”

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No offense to Vin, but we agree with his roomies. Who goes on Instagram to, er, actually read? That’s what Twitter is for. Come on, man. Keep posting pics of your pearly whites, though! They look great.