Sigh. We were hoping to leave Meghan Markle’s estranged sister, Samantha Markle, behind in 2018, but, a las, here we are. Speaking to the Daily Star, the ever-salty blonde, 54, suggested a number of New Year’s resolutions for her royal sibling. Needless to say, they were rude AF.
“Your New Year’s resolution should be to be honest and pay tribute to those who have helped you the most such as your dad,” Samantha began. “Thank him for your college education, your career, building every stage you set foot on, but really appreciate the people that care about you,” she continued.
“So many people around the world don’t have anyone who cares about them and hopefully you will count your blessings and reflect moving forward in the new year and pay that gratitude forward to your children so that they also thank you,” Samantha noted, seemingly referencing that Meghan and her husband, Prince Harry, are expecting a child in Spring 2019.
“It all comes full circle… it started with dad, and you can carry on the legacy. And of course I would add to eat more chocolate to sweeten your disposition for the new year.”
Of course, Meghan hasn’t responded to Samantha’s clearly desperate attempt to remain relevant. However, if we were her, we’d send her a bunch of Ex-Lax chocolate in the mail. #SorryNotSorry.
Here’s hoping that this will be the last time we hear from Samantha in 2019. Then again, who are we kidding? Just like in Disney movies, the evil step-sister (or half-sister, in this case) always find a way of ruining everything.
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