Apparently, Rihanna has sex on brain… specifically the first time she had sex. During a recent interview with Elle, magician David Copperfield asked the singer where she would want to go if he made her disappear and reappear anywhere in the world. Now, someone could have a slew of answers to this question: the future, an iconic event, or maybe a significant moment in history? And, well, we guess the "Wild Thoughts" singer did technically choose a significant moment in her very personal history.

"Ten minutes before I lost my virginity," she admitted. "And I'm holding you to that offer. LOL." Um, did those words really just come out of her mouth?! We honestly don't know how to feel, what to say, or what to think. Are we expected to believe that the "S&M" singer had a less than pleasurable first-time sex experience? That would make RiRi, well, human.

And any woman who looks that good in feathers can't possibly be human. But, she didn't stop the revelations there. She also explained her reasoning behind wearing her infamous see-through dress she wore to the CFDA Awards (other than the fact that she looked fabulous in it). "I took advantage of my titties before they go south. I saw my window, and I took it," she said. That's a good enough reason for us, tbh.

We're honestly surprised the singer got so candid about her sex-life. In 2011, she opened up about her all too relatable first-kiss experience. "My first kiss was in high school, and it was the worst thing ever," she admitted. "He pretty much dumped his entire saliva glands into my mouth. It traumatized me. I didn't kiss for, like, ever." Okay, so romantic firsts aren't the best for Rihanna. But, we're sure she's had much better luck her second, third, and fourth times around.